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I don't keep real coffee here. I get my coffee on the outside.
-It's Elaine. -Come on up!
-Where did you get those socks? -I don't know.
-I think those are my socks. -How are these your socks?
I don't know, but those are my socks.
I had a blue-striped pair just like that, and now I don't have them anymore.
Yeah, you fell asleep on the sofa, and I took them off your stinking feet!