Season 4, Episode 11: "The Contest"

All you got is instant coffee? Why don't you get some real coffee?

I don't keep real coffee here. I get my coffee on the outside.

-It's Elaine. -Come on up!

-Where did you get those socks? -I don't know.

-I think those are my socks. -How are these your socks?

I don't know, but those are my socks.

I had a blue-striped pair just like that, and now I don't have them anymore.

Yeah, you fell asleep on the sofa, and I took them off your stinking feet!

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