Season 4, Episode 11: "The Contest"

Listen, listen. Then I showered, and I dressed...

...and I saw him again on the way out.

So we're walking and talking, and he asked me my name...

...and I think I said Elaine, but I mean, who the hell knows?

So then he says to me:

"Do you wanna split a cab uptown?"

And I said, "Sure," even though I was going downtown.

So we get in the cab, and I mean, I have no idea where I'm going, right?

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