Season 4, Episode 11: "The Contest"

Don't give me "Ma." It's good I didn't hit the table.

I could have cracked my head open.

People can hear you.

Too bad you can't do that for a living.

You'd be very successful at it.

You could sell out Madison Square Garden.

Thousands of people could watch you.

You could be a big star.

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