Season 4, Episode 11: "The Contest"

Well, where's my money? Who caved?

-Not me. -Not me.

-What are you looking at? -A naked woman across the street.

This is gonna be the easiest money I've ever made in my life.

My friend Joyce is teaching an aerobics class. I'm gonna go tonight.

Yeah, well, the waitress should've taken it back.

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