Season 4, Episode 10: "The Virgin"

Listen, there was a lot more I could've told her, believe me.

What about leaving after sex? Did I leave with you?

You might have, if I had stayed.

So you know what, I got served with papers today.

Ping is suing me.

I need your virgin as a witness, so be nice.

I was trying to be.

Look at George. He lucked out, huh?

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