Season 4, Episode 10: "The Virgin"

So Letterman didn't spark to your idea, huh?

He said there was nothing he could do and next time...

...I should probably break the Prozacs in half.

Hey, wanna hold it down. I'm watching JEOPARDY!

Would you give him back the TV?

Oh, by the way, Susan called for you a minute ago.

I'll bet they're probably doing somersaults about us over there.

You think they get butler stories like that every day?

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