Season 4, Episode 10: "The Virgin"

You know, and he cooks. He has to cook for me.

And cleans my house...

...and he's doing my shopping, you know.

And I'm walking around with one of those big neck-collar things.

Those collars are funny.

You see somebody in one of those, you start laughing immediately.

Are you telling them the butler story?

Is that beautiful or what?

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