Season 4, Episode 10: "The Virgin"

-What about me? -Don't worry.

We find something for you.

That's the stupidest idea I ever heard.

Sentenced to be a butler.

-Ping, what happened? -There was an accident.

-Head really hurts. -What happened?

Marla and I went out for coffee, and I was crossing the street...

...and he was biking towards me, so I got out of the way in time...

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