Season 4, Episode 10: "The Virgin"

I was talking to this guy, and I just happened to throw...

...my purse on the sofa.

And my diaphragm goes flying out.

So I just froze, you know:

Staring at my diaphragm, you know? It's just lying there.

So this woman who sold me this hair thing...

...she grabbed it before the guy noticed, so I mean...

...big deal, right?

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