Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →I was talking to this guy, and I just happened to throw...
...my purse on the sofa.
And my diaphragm goes flying out.
So I just froze, you know:
Staring at my diaphragm, you know? It's just lying there.
So this woman who sold me this hair thing...
...she grabbed it before the guy noticed, so I mean...
...big deal, right?