Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →She's got a big crush on David Letterman. I mean, a big crush.
She talks about him all the time.
Suppose I go up to David Letterman.
He works at NBC. I work at NBC.
I explain my situation.
He agrees to meet her. They go out. They fall madly in love...
...and she dumps me for David Letterman.
-This is your plan? -No, no, I'm just thinking.