Season 4, Episode 10: "The Virgin"

There's no easy way to break up.

When you start dating, they ought to give you...

..."Get out of Relationship Free" cards.

You know what I mean? So you could just go up to the person...

...and go, "Here you go. I'm sorry.

I'll grab the tennis racket. Don't even bother to get up.

Have a good one. Sorry."

Which is fine, unless the person you're in the relationship with...

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