Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →I had some friends drag me to an opera recently.
They've all got those little opera glasses.
Do you really need binoculars? How big do these people have to get...
...before you can spot them?
These opera kids, they're going
They're wearing big white woolly vests.
The women have the breastplates, the bullet hats, the horns coming out.
You can't pick these people out, forget opera.