Season 4, Episode 9: "The Opera"

I guess you just get to a point where your pants look so bad...

...it's actually easier to become a clown...

...than having the proper alterations done.

If you think about it, a clown, if there isn't a circus around them...

...is really just a very annoying person.

I mean, you're in the back seat of this guy's Volkswagen--

"What, you're picking somebody else up? Oh, man."

I got one. Who needs one? Pagliacci. Pagliacci.

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