Season 4, Episode 9: "The Opera"

...and Elaine's friend isn't going. -Fantastic. We'll scalp the tickets.

We can make maybe 500 a ticket.

-Really? -Oh, yeah.

People are looking for tickets here?

Are you kidding? Opening night, Pavarotti in Pagliacci?

-We're gonna clean up. -Oh, man, I knew I'd love the opera.

-Yeah, right. -Come on, let's go get the tickets.

Listen, I gotta wait for Elaine. I'll meet you at the theater.

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