Season 4, Episode 9: "The Opera"

There were old people there.

All the relatives. You were like a Redd Foxx record.

At the end of the toast, nobody even drank.

They were just standing. They were just frozen. People--

That might have been one of the worst all-time toasts.

Still, her father didn't have to throw me out like that.

He could've asked me to leave. He had me in a headlock.

Susan's not going tonight.

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