Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →There were old people there.
All the relatives. You were like a Redd Foxx record.
At the end of the toast, nobody even drank.
They were just standing. They were just frozen. People--
That might have been one of the worst all-time toasts.
Still, her father didn't have to throw me out like that.
He could've asked me to leave. He had me in a headlock.
Susan's not going tonight.