Season 4, Episode 9: "The Opera"

But, officer, he threatened me.

I don't understand. That's not right.

What if it was the president of the U.S.? I bet you'd investigate.

So, what's the difference? I'm a comedian of the United States.

And I'll tell you, I'm under just as much pressure.

All right. Thanks anyway. Okay, bye.

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