Season 4, Episode 8: "The Cheever Letters"

So we're drinking and talking.

And so she starts rubbing my leg.

Wow, what did you do?

Have you ever told a woman to stop touching your leg?

-Yeah. Right. -I know it's the wrong thing to do.

She works in Elaine's office. But I can't get that hand off my leg.

I'm looking at the hand thinking, "That hand should not be on my leg."

But I can't make my brain to get my mouth to say the words:

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