Season 4, Episode 8: "The Cheever Letters"

The grass has big brown patches in it.

They don't rake the sand traps.

Not to mention the caliber of people you have to play with.

I can't help you. You're gonna have to get them someplace else.

Where? They're Cubans.

-You know what? I should take off. -What?

I gotta go to Susan's parents' house for dinner.

I wanna shower first, and I wanna leave plenty of time.

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