Season 4, Episode 3: "The Pitch The Ticket"

Thirteen thousand.

-Apiece? -No, for both.

That's insulting. Ted Danson makes $800,000 an episode.

-Would you stop with the Ted Danson? -Well, he does.

-You're nuts. -I'm sorry.

I can't live knowing that Ted Danson makes that much more than me.

-Who's he? -He's somebody.

-What about me? -You're nobody.