Season 4, Episode 3: "The Pitch The Ticket"

-Why not? -So someone comes in...

...to buy an old lamp, and suddenly I'm getting them out of a jam.

I could see if I was a pharmacist.

Because a pharmacist knows what's wrong with everybody.

Antiques are very popular right now.

-No, they're not. They used to be. -Oh, sure.

-Like you know. -Oh, like you do.

And you're the manager of the circus.

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