Season 4, Episode 3: "The Pitch The Ticket"

I've slept in really hot rooms, and I wanted to kill myself.

No, no, that's not gonna work. Something else.

I was never able to become a banker.

Banker! So you're killing yourself...

...because your dreams of becoming a banker have gone unfulfilled.

You-- You-- You can't live without being a banker.

Yeah, yeah. If I can't be a banker, I don't wanna live.

-You must be a banker! -Must be a banker!

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