Season 4, Episode 3: "The Pitch The Ticket"

There's no excuse good enough to justify walking away...

...from a conversation with one of my relatives.

I didn't shave this morning. I don't feel like myself.

You could be a fireman on a fire truck on the way to a fire.

You bump into one of my relatives, "Sorry, Uncle Leo...

...there's a building full of people burning down. I do have to be running."

He'll go, "Go. Go ahead. Go to your fancy fire.

If that's what you have to do."

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