Season 4, Episode 3: "The Pitch The Ticket"

They want you to do a TV show?

They want me to come up with an idea. I mean, I don't have any ideas.

Come on. How hard is that? Look at all the junk that's on TV.

You want an idea? Here's an idea.

You coach a gymnastics team in high school, and you're married.

Your son is not interested in gymnastics, and you're pushing him.

Why should I care if my son's into gymnastics?

-You're the teacher. It's only natural. -But gymnastics is not for everybody.

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