Season 4, Episode 3: "The Pitch The Ticket"

What is this? Why do I got one pant leg on for?

Don't you know? Look at your face.

You only shaved the right side of your face.

-What is this, a joke? -No joke. What? A joke?

You think this is funny?

Well, look at your face in the mirror.

-Yeah? -It's George.

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