Season 4, Episode 3: "The Pitch The Ticket"

When you vomit on somebody...

...it is a social faux pas...

...from which there is really no recovery.

At that point, there's really very little you can say to the person.

There's no Hallmark cards that cover this occasion.

There's no vomit sympathy-card section of the store, you know.

"You wear it well." You know, there's no words...

...that really capture, you know....

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