Season 4, Episode 3: "The Pitch The Ticket"

Can I get coffee? You know, I was walking home....

I had to pick up my helmet from the shop. I had to get a new strap.

So I had it on, and I was checking the strap out to make sure it fit.

And suddenly, I feel this kick hit me on the side of the head.

It knocks me down. I look up, and it's Crazy Joe Davola.

And he says, "That's what I think of your party."

Boy, that is some kick.

Newman's helmet, it saved my life. Look at that.

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