Season 4, Episode 3: "The Pitch The Ticket"

-Nothing? -Nothing.

What does that mean?

The show is about nothing.

-It's not about nothing. -No, it's about nothing.

Well, maybe in philosophy.

But even nothing is something.

Mr. Dalrymple, your niece is on the phone.

-I'll call back. -D-A-L-R-I-M-P-E-L.

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