Season 4, Episode 3: "The Pitch The Ticket"

It would be nice if there was some sort of historical record of it.

They should have a toilet-paper museum. Would you like that?

So we could see all the toilet-paper advancements down through the ages.

Toilet paper during the Crusades.

The development of the perforation. The first six-pack.

Excuse me, Jerry.

I'm Stu Schirmack. I'm from NBC.

-Could we speak for a few moments? -Sure.