Season 4, Episode 3: "The Pitch The Ticket"

You gave me a defective detector.

-Jerry? -Buyer beware.

Are you gonna give me back my helmet?

No, we had a deal. There's no guarantees in life.

No, but there's karma, Kramer.

And one more thing:

I'm not coming to your party!

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