Season 4, Episode 3: "The Pitch The Ticket"

No, I'm really serious. I think that's a good idea.

Just talking? Well, what's the show about?

It's about nothing.

-No story? -No, forget the story.

-You gotta have a story. -Who says you gotta have a story?

Remember when we were waiting for that table in that Chinese restaurant?

That could be a TV show.

And who's on the show? Who are the characters?

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