Season 4, Episode 3: "The Pitch The Ticket"

What do you need salsa for?

Salsa is now the number-one condiment in America.

Do you know why?

Because people like to say "salsa."

Do you have any salsa?

We need more salsa. Where is the salsa? No salsa?

You know, it must be impossible for a Spanish person...

...to order seltzer and not get salsa.

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