Season 4, Episode 3: "The Pitch The Ticket"

Parents like to drag kids to historical sights.

I remember going to Colonial Williamsburg...

...and you see the supposedly authentic blacksmith there.

He's got the three-cornered hat, knickers...

...and the Def Leppard shirt.

My parents took me to the Amish country, which to a kid...

...to see a bunch of people that have no cars, no TV, no phone...

...they go, "So what? Neither do I."

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