Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Parents like to drag kids to historical sights.
I remember going to Colonial Williamsburg...
...and you see the supposedly authentic blacksmith there.
He's got the three-cornered hat, knickers...
...and the Def Leppard shirt.
My parents took me to the Amish country, which to a kid...
...to see a bunch of people that have no cars, no TV, no phone...
...they go, "So what? Neither do I."