The Trip 2

Season 4, Episode 2 — 62 scenes

• "I got a very big meeting. I got people interested in my treatment."
• "I'm just a regular guy, just trying to make it in this business."
• "Because I can't sleep all tucked in."
• "So that's when I said, "Hey, Kramer, dude, you ever kill a man before?""
• "-No, of course not. -It's enough with the bar already."
• "Do you think if we left the body right there on the sidewalk..."
• "They look at the thing. "His arm was like that..."
• "Obviously, we're gonna call the police and tell them he's not the guy."
• "-You should've had some eggs. -For lunch? Who eats eggs for lunch?"
• "I need food, Jerry. I'm feeling faint. I'm getting lightheaded."
• "They make a face. It's like I'm asking them to donate a kidney."
• "-You know, I haven't eaten anything. -I just wanna call the police."
• "My friend's been accused of being the Smog Strangler..."
• "-What are you scared of? -I'm scared of the same thing you are:"
• "Your name is a good name. Costanza. Sounds like it stands for something."
• "-Excuse me, what street are we on? -I don't know."
• "George, it says here on the phone. It's 12145 Ventura Boulevard."
• "-Why didn't you just say that? -I thought it sounded cool."
• "Which one of you is Costanza?"
• "...do either one of you have a mint, or a piece of gum, or something?"
• "-Hey, he's fooling around back here. -Cut it out back there."
• "We do that all the time. You should see the looks on the people's faces."
• "You know what I've never understood? Why did they change the siren noise?"
• "Did they find out "woo-woo" is more effective than "waa"?"
• "-Big gauge. My favorite. -Mine too. Love the 12-gauge."
• "-I can't believe this. A 519? -Where? Where? I can't see."
• "-Hey, hey, hey. We're in a rush here! -We have an appointment."
• "Cops eating Milanos? What kind of crazy town is this?"
• "I can't believe this."
• "Can't they go, "You're under arrest. You ever seen a Baretta?""
• "Oh, yeah, right. Me neither. Hey, I didn't do nothing."
• "-Hot out. -Brutal."
• "No, no. No, actually, we're friends of a serial killer."
• "Attention, all units. Attention, all units. All units, code three."
• "1648 North Las Palmas. Units require assistance in apprehension, 702."
• "We've gotta go. Let's see what's happening."
• "You're under arrest for first-degree murder in the death of Chelsea Lange."
• "Why'd you do it? Why'd you do it? People wanna know, please!"
• "Man, there's a lot of energy here, man. You know, the vibe, it's powerful."
• "You know, we're talking about doing a project together."
• "I mean, you guys believe that I'm innocent, don't you?"
• "Yeah, okay, yeah. All right. Look, I'll be out of here by noon."
• "Help me! Oh, God, help me! Get me out of here! George, Jerry, get me out!"
• "What? The wise guy, the little kid, the bellhop, the ballplayer?"
• "Maybe the teacher didn't call on you when you had your hand raised."
• "Maybe the pervert in the park had a present in his pants, huh?"
• "You killed the pretty little flowers, didn't you?"
• "Lieutenant, for you."
• "-What? But, lieutenant-- -You heard me. Let him go."
• "Yes, I'm free because the murderer struck again. Hey!"
• "The way I've always done it, and the way I'll always do it."
• "That it's a lonely place even when you're stuck in traffic on the freeway?"
• "Okay, yeah, all right. You guys gotta put a negative spin on everything."
• "Listen, Kramer, I'm sorry about that whole fight we had..."
• "Hey, wait, wait, wait. Come on, give me a hug, you guys."
• "You know, it's so nice when it happens good."
• "You'd think when they hand out the checks, they'd throw in a few soaps."
• "How much did you wind up tipping her?"
• "-Got any mustard? This is empty. -Yeah, there's a new one in there."
• "Authorities disclosed today that the latest Smog Stranglings suspect..."
• "...pretty much comes from the air in the city where the house is?"
• "Do you realize it is now possible for parents to say to their children:"